Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts

Monday, September 17, 2012

It's a sign!




Get the feeling someone is trying to tell us something....?

Picture from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molecular_cloud

Of course sign from gods can be misinterpreted;




Sunday, April 1, 2012

Simon's Cat in 'Shelf Life'



What is it with cats and mantle pieces anyways? They take great delight in pushing and knocking off everything on them. Our snow scene this year lasted about 3 days before Zeus decided the cotton balls would make a nice bed.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Sh*t Bureaucrats Say



This kid is going far, it's a good laugh, cute and on the mark.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

EU financial crisis explained in lay terms




Which is least unsafe?

Option A - To be in a vehicle with a Latin and a Teuton fighting it out for control of the wheel?

Option B - To be at the side of the road watching a vehicle coming at you with a Latin and a Teuton fighting it out for control of the wheel?

Option C - To be driving on a road with two other vehicles, one with a Latin at the wheel and the other with a Teuton at the wheel?

Option D - To go to the Pub.

(courtesy of army.ca)


The above in response the article below:

Yet because of the crisis of the euro zone this European Germany finds itself, unwillingly, at the centre of a German Europe. No one can seriously doubt that Germany is calling the shots in the euro zone. The reason there is a fiscal compact treaty agreed by 25 European Union member states is that Berlin wanted it. Desperate, impoverished Greeks are being told “do their homework” by Germans. More extraordinary still, the German Chancellor is now telling French voters who to vote for in their own presidential election, through a series of campaign appearances with President Nicolas Sarkozy. Everyone says Europe is being led by “Merkozy” but the reality is more like “Merkelzy.”

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/opinions/opinion/germans-squirm-in-the-european-drivers-seat/article2331261/

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

All I Want For Christmas - HMS OCEAN



This is what happens when you leave sailors with to much time on their hands!

Merry Xmas to the crew of HMS Ocean and a hope that you are home for Christmas.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Nando's: Last dictator standing



Hah! I guess Assad won't be able to make it either.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Simon's Cat in 'Double Trouble'


This is why we are not getting another cat till after Zeus is gone.

Heli-logging in British Columbia with Rick Mercer



Very odd, thought I had posted this sometime ago. Anyways, I have been up in the area they filmed this and have had conversations with some of the people in the film. Heli-logging is quite the way to do things. It minimizes the impacts on the environment but can be quite expensive. For it to be profitable you must have the right trees in the right place and a very efficient crew. I have been told that a 2-3 minute turnaround time is the best to make it profitable, which means from the time from pick-up to drop to pick-up should be within 3 minutes. The helicopter in this clip is a Chinook, but the company Helifor also flies a Boeing Vertol 107, which the sharp eyed amongst you will recognize as the same type as the old Labrador SAR helicopters we used to have. I think the company bought the air frames off of the RCAF.


Thursday, September 29, 2011

Unintended results



Somehow I don't think this was the intent of the architect.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Pointless post it notes

Daily Vowel Movements is a great little site for a good laugh, enjoy some of these "pointless post it notes"

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

Cats in tanks

Cats in Tanks from Whitehouse Post on Vimeo.


Some people have to much time on their hands, language warning may not be safe for work, depending of course where you work....

Tanknutters will note that the music is from Kelly's Heros.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

LOL

The kids have all their little texting codes...like BFF, etc.

So here are some codes for seniors use:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!


Thank you Roberta for this.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Camping CF Style



Some things I don't miss about the army.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Dogs have owners and cats have staff



What can I say, guess he does not like getting his feet cold. Zeus does not see anything wrong with this, other than the fact that I won't carry him on my back anymore. He like to dig his claws in!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Election politics



The symbolism is strong in this one! Done for US politics, but can be applied North of the Border as well.

Friday, March 25, 2011

The first Help desk call



Always got a kick out of this. Our desk is made of young students who really try but are genearlly defeated by our citrix system which seems hellbent on keeping us from being productive.