Monday, January 17, 2011

TSA screening results

Good News!! The TSA "pat-down" is REALLY working!!
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from
the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes Only 3

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