Meanwhile in that parallel universe known as North Korea

In the bizarre world of Kim Jong Il’s Kingdom they won the match, in the rest of the world Brazil did 2-1. Imagine living in a world where the sky can be any colour the government tells you it is. I am glad the North Korean team did not lose by to much. I would not like to imagine their fate if they had lost 5-0 or similar. Remember what happened to Iraqi’s Olympic football team when they lost?

Breaking news from the Republic of Nutbar. Apparently they are reversing their policy on private markets which they clamped down on last year. I guess to many of their middle class were dying of starvation in the nicer parts of town.